You know you live in the country...
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- You know you live in the country when a trip to the dump means you might get some new furniture.
- You know you live in the country when you know how many Vienna Sausages are in a can
- You know you live in the country when you know what a chigger is.
- You know you live in the country when the nearest big aquarium is stocked with bait.
- You know you live in the country when you consider duct tape a must have.
- You know you live in the country when you can hear the neighbors truck 2 miles down the road.
- You know you live in the country when you keep a grease jar on the stove.
- You know you live in the country when you have flowers planted in an old bathtub.
- You know you live in the country when you have Hee Haw on tape.
- You know you live in the country when the biggest thing you ever won was a 50 pound sack of manure.
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